I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.
(via reactivee)

(Source: gayisthenewokay)



aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

why are these so real


This is hands down the best parody twitter ever